I drink to forget you're ugly.
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- Manufacturer: Gildan
Alcohol is the world's only cure-all. It alleviates depression, makes you sexier, richer, tougher, and a better singer. Most importantly it turns carnival folk into a god or goddess. So stop scanning the room for the best-looking man or woman and grab the lumpy-looking beast right next to you. Just remember to take your healthy dose of liquid beautification.
