Hans on Alcohol
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You tell those Bible thumpers. It was said that in the Garden of Eden (or In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida for you Iron Butterfly fans,) everything needed to survive was provided. That means, barring Eve's screw up, we may have discovered alcohol sooner--and in a garden without clothing, no less. But let's face it: this was God's way of teaching us patience. I mean, really, creating women AND booze at the same time would have been asking for trouble. Well played, Lord. Well played. And Hans, thank you for the sage advice, which reminded us that just because we had a bad night doesn't mean we should turn our backs on something we hold so dear to our hearts.
