ScapeGoat Ink

We learned much from our mentor, the man called Hans Götman. Once in Scotland, we ventured to the Isle of Skye in search of a new drink that could quench our towering thirst. On route, we encountered an angry local looking to brawl. This man wasn't just ugly, he was the kind of ugly that makes your stomach flip and your eyes burn. Slightly toasted and with a three-on-one advantage, we were eager to accommodate. But Hans stopped us with this little gem of whispered advice. Instead, we invited the ugly man to join us for a drink and he happily accepted. Later that night another man accepted our ugly friend's proposal...and became the second ugliest man we've ever seen.