A portion of the proceeds from every T-shirt purchased will go towards Alcohol Research* in the hopes that one day we may discover the cure for the hangover.
"Hangovers were created by the devil to mar a wonderful creation. It is our duty to reclaim that perfection for the good of all mankind." -- Hans Götman
*By Alcohol Research we mean beer money. But if we ever do find a hangover cure we'll be sure to share it with all our faithful customers.
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23 Skiddoo!
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23 Skiddoo!
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Baby, of course I love you.
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Baby, of course I love you.
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Booze is my Anti-drug.
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Booze is my Anti-drug.
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Colorblind
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Happy St. Patrick's Day! (Wait...I'm colorblind.)
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Designated Driver
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Designated Driver
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Designated Drunk
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Designated Drunk
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Hans on Alcohol
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"If alcohol is sinful, why would God have created all the necessary ingredients?" --Hans Götman
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Hans on Boredom
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"Boredom kills more brain cells than any amount of alcohol I've ever consumed." --Hans Götman
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Hans on Friendship
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"Friends are those who can be trusted with your woman. True friends are those who can be trusted with your alcohol." --Hans Götman
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Hans on Light Beer
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"If I wanted to drink water, I would have ordered a light beer." --Hans Götman
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Hans on Marriage
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"Marriage is like willingly choosing to drink one alcohol for the rest of your life; it's absurd and unnatural." --Hans Götman
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Hans on Money
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"Money is all well and good, but it can't buy you the warmth of a woman...unless you're in Bangkok." --Hans Götman
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Happy V-Day
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Happy V-Day
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I dig it like a hole.
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I dig it like a hole.
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I drink to forget you're ugly.
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I drink to forget you're ugly.
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I observe any holiday that celebrates with alcohol.
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I observe any holiday that celebrates with alcohol.
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I was Green before "eco-friendly" was a word.
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I was Green before "eco-friendly" was a word.
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I'm hung like Gonzo's nose.
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I'm hung like Gonzo's nose. (How about a Muppet Show?)
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I'm not an alcoholic. I'm an "Escape Artist."
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I'm not an alcoholic. I'm an "Escape Artist."
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I'm really a SUPERHERO.
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Don't let the T-shirt fool you. I'm really a SUPERHERO.
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If I'm so drunk, how come you're still ugly?
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If I'm so drunk, how come you're still ugly?
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Irish Eyes
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When these Irish eyes are smiling, they're picturing you naked.
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Isn't it ironic?
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Isn't it ironic? Alcohol cures everything except alcoholism.
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Let's kick it like a shoe.
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Let's kick it like a shoe.
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Licensed Boobologist
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Front: Licensed Boobologist, Back: FREE MAMMOGRAMS
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LiverStrong
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LiverStrong
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Martini glass with drunk olive.
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Martini glass with drunk olive: "I'm really worried about Carl."
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Narcolepsy is not a joke.
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Narcolepsy is not a joke. It's a serious medical cond...zzzzzzzzzzz
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Never fight an ugly man.
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Never fight an ugly man. He's got nothing to lose.
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Not all the Irish are drunken brawlers...
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Not all the Irish are drunken brawlers...and I'd kick your ass if I wasn't so drunk.
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Of all the space drinks, Tang is my absolute favorite.
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Of all the space drinks, Tang is my absolute favorite.
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Recycle Beer
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Recycle Beer
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Scapegoat
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Scapegoat in rifle site
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Scapegoat Ink
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ScapeGoat Ink
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Show Me Your tips!
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Show Me Your tips!
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So you're a feminist, huh? That's adorable.
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So you're a feminist, huh? That's adorable.
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Sure--blame the drunk.
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Sure--blame the drunk.
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Tequila. It's a love / hate relationship.
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Tequila. It's a love / hate relationship.
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They were right! Fraggle DOES rock!
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They were right! Fraggle DOES rock!
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Trees: All bark and no bite.
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Trees: All bark and no bite.
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Two's Company. Three's AWESOME!
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Two's Company. Three's AWESOME!
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Valet
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Front: Valet, Back: It's not stealing if they give you the keys,