ScapeGoat Ink offers original-design, high-quality joke T-shirts for drinkers. Shirts sell for $15 all the time with frequent sales, quick delivery, and drink-related blog content at Dipso Facto, including booze reviews, cocktail recipes and all things alcoholic.

A portion of the proceeds from every T-shirt purchased will go towards Alcohol Research* in the hopes that one day we may discover the cure for the hangover.

*By Alcohol Research we mean beer money.

23 Skiddoo! Baby, of course I love you. Bad Egg
23 Skiddoo!Baby, of course I love you.Bad Egg

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Beer Me Booze is my Anti-drug. Colorblind
Beer MeBooze is my Anti-drug.Colorblind

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Designated Driver Designated Drunk Hans on Alcohol
Designated DriverDesignated DrunkHans on Alcohol

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Hans on Boredom Hans on Friendship Hans on Light Beer
Hans on BoredomHans on FriendshipHans on Light Beer

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Hans on Marriage Hans on Money Happy V-Day
Hans on MarriageHans on MoneyHappy V-Day

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I dig it like a hole. I drink to forget you're ugly. I observe any holiday that celebrates with alcohol.
I dig it like a hole.I drink to forget you're ugly.I observe any holiday that celebrates with alcohol.

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I was Green before "eco-friendly" was a word. I'm hung like Gonzo's nose. I'm not an alcoholic. I'm an "Escape Artist."
I was Green before "eco-friendly" was a word.I'm hung like Gonzo's nose.I'm not an alcoholic. I'm an "Escape Artist."

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I'm really a SUPERHERO. If I'm so drunk, how come you're still ugly? Irish Eyes
I'm really a SUPERHERO.If I'm so drunk, how come you're still ugly?Irish Eyes

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Isn't it ironic? Let's kick it like a shoe. Licensed Boobologist
Isn't it ironic?Let's kick it like a shoe.Licensed Boobologist

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LiverStrong Martini glass with drunk olive. Narcolepsy is not a joke.
LiverStrongMartini glass with drunk olive.Narcolepsy is not a joke.

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Never fight an ugly man. Not all the Irish are drunken brawlers... Of all the space drinks, Tang is my absolute favorite.
Never fight an ugly man.Not all the Irish are drunken brawlers...Of all the space drinks, Tang is my absolute favorite.

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Recycle Beer Scapegoat Scapegoat Ink
Recycle BeerScapegoatScapegoat Ink

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Show Me Your tips! So you're a feminist, huh? That's adorable. Sure--blame the drunk.
Show Me Your tips!So you're a feminist, huh? That's adorable.Sure--blame the drunk.

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Tequila. It's a love / hate relationship. They were right! Fraggle DOES rock! Trees: All bark and no bite.
Tequila. It's a love / hate relationship.They were right! Fraggle DOES rock!Trees: All bark and no bite.

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Two's Company. Three's AWESOME! Valet You don't have to be Irish to drink until you're GREEN!
Two's Company. Three's AWESOME!ValetYou don't have to be Irish to drink until you're GREEN!

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